Sunday, October 15, 2006

insluted?

someone decides to be 'nice' and buy u lunch because u have been sitting all day slogging through rules and regulations that govern our every move. the 'sweetpea' decides out of all the choices available to u at the local deli or super that u deserve a slimmer’s choice item...

do u a) accept it graciously u r starving and who cares that this packaging should attract fat people; b) ponder quietly on whether there is a message behind their generosity and if sitting at a desk all day long is having the expanding effect; c) throw the contents back in there face and tell them to go on a fucking diet; d) say nothing smile sweetly and say 'i am not hungry'?