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the title is in code (not a complex code)

so u go along to the snipper and u say what?
u cant with any integrity say 'give me a depp' all though i hear in the 80's lots of people asked for a macgyver?
u cant look through a magazine and say 'give me that' cos the image has had the luxury of stylists, products and 3 hours of prep...
u cant say 'short back and sides' cos u leave looking like your mom had something to do with that
u cant leave it to the capabilities of scissorhands cos you dont want to look like a fashion victim akin to the bushes of burtonville

you want the condition of your mop to improve, you want to look like it was effortless and you dont want to have to preen yourself (much to the disbelief of the man with the cutting implements) for hours when you get out of bed.

i dont know why but try as i may i cant walk outta the place looking like a gq model, yet they call themselves experts at their trade? if i drafted papers that resembled less than what was asked for i dont think i would be allowed to brandish my pen and paper ad infinitum and still charge…so how can they?