ban these please

i propose a ban on tampon and erectile disfunction ads. these both grate me to now end of discomfort when slipped in nonchalantly during the viewing schedule. it forces me to channel hop, owing to the attention span i inevitably lose sight of what i was interested in and then when the show is over i stumble back and realise what it was that i was doing to begin with. then comes the horrible flash back of how i got into the position in the first place.
we are all clear on the former, they are a necessity to a certain sex and no amount of advertising is going to change what she usually picks up from the store counter.
with regards to the latter if this is a problem there are a heap of qualified people that will come to your aid and no little magic pill is going to perform the service that these practitioners can.
may we then, as we have done with smoking, ban these adds and move forward into entertainment happiness....