bikini body

this is like the search for the pot at the end of a rainbow, no matter how long you run after it, it always seems just out of reach. i am not sure whether i am a bum, legs, etc person or somehow obsessed with the whole damn package...

today i decided that i needed white bikini's legs and probably her bum, orange bikinis, hips , waist and maybe stomach, no wait i think stripped bikini wins in the stomach department, white bikini's shoulder blades and well get that much right and the rest should follow suit...

its obvious that this means that in addition to the weekly injections of chappies philosophy and rounds of 'you serve i may return' tennis need to be turned into regimes, strike that i am put off already, so it will be great sprints up many stairs, many lunges for fun, squats for breakfast, lots of running, some crunches for good measure and just for shits and giggles sit/push/pull ups for infinity...

tis not enough to be skinny and intelligent you need also to compete for buns, abs, thighs to suit the perfect bikini...