in due course

when i am big and all grown up and stuff and i have harnessed the fine art of dumping i will know that i am fully developed and finally an adult...

there is a skill, it takes years of training and has been passed down roughly since the beginning of time. it might appear that everyone has been doing it for years, you know the general ground work but no one does it like a principle and a clerk.

the art of delegation is the skill of making it seem that everything passed down from your bored little hands is of the utmost importance and can only be completed by a highly skilled individual.

tired of using a phone to talk to people - delegate to your clerk to bug the sheriff or court to demand the documents that you needed last week, busy planing your next important lunch date -delegate to your clerk to draft papers that a typist with a little skill could knock together, feeling a little hung over from drinks after work - delegate to your clerk to trawl through the legal texts to find your answer to that pertinent question enabling you to solve your litigating nightmare...

the grasshopper is learning quickly and soon others will be privy to the inter office memo to consult with the court over a file 07/226L who's papers dont seem to have been returned from filing...