heathrow checkin

believe it or not i have been the target of those racist english bastards...
yes! the heathrow police subjected me not only too a search before passing through their precious gates but an xray too. i had to sit with other suspicious looking people off a plane from the south of africa carrying a green passport (mistake 1) and wait. i was searched and then taken to a smaller room in another terminal and got xrayed...
it was obviously because i looked like a suspicious caucasian catholic terrorist and possible supporter of the ira...
i empathise with ol rasool, poor bloke, just a case of that english racist treatment hidden under the guise of protective measures from another hapless bombing that side of the democratic line...