snot head
i did a rather dumb thing about a week ago...
a certain someone was feeling slightly abnormal and in need of help due to an unexpected bout of illness. stupidly i went running in for the rescue thinking myself invincible. i came bearing all concoctions known to man to cast out the unknown bug and free CS from the pain being endured....i ran down to the local thai venue and got the best tom tum and hottest rat-shit pepper filled jungle curry to scare any unwanted foreign inhabitants from the body.
the thanks i got was a mutation jumping and taking me down with it. this little sucker was furious at my audacity to come and strike it from its mighty perch, so it multiplied, morphed and knocked me out.
this entire week and maybe longer as there is no sign of freeing my body from the demon, i have been wondering around in a soggy haze, pained neck, no sleep coma wondering what the hell i did to deserve this - help thats what i did...
the lesson here is that when someone is struck down with a furious vengeance by some foreign crittor, send a get well card and hope the all night chem does deliveries...
a certain someone was feeling slightly abnormal and in need of help due to an unexpected bout of illness. stupidly i went running in for the rescue thinking myself invincible. i came bearing all concoctions known to man to cast out the unknown bug and free CS from the pain being endured....i ran down to the local thai venue and got the best tom tum and hottest rat-shit pepper filled jungle curry to scare any unwanted foreign inhabitants from the body.
the thanks i got was a mutation jumping and taking me down with it. this little sucker was furious at my audacity to come and strike it from its mighty perch, so it multiplied, morphed and knocked me out.
this entire week and maybe longer as there is no sign of freeing my body from the demon, i have been wondering around in a soggy haze, pained neck, no sleep coma wondering what the hell i did to deserve this - help thats what i did...
the lesson here is that when someone is struck down with a furious vengeance by some foreign crittor, send a get well card and hope the all night chem does deliveries...
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